viernes, 17 de febrero de 2012

CORTAR O PELO E ASÍ


Se non fose persoa gostaríame ser obxecto inciso-cortante. Non me pregunten por qué: non lles podo responder coma persoa. Se fose obxecto inciso-cortante de seguro sabería a resposta, pero non podería falar para ofrecela. Está claro que hai preguntas que vanse quedar para vestir santos.
Sei de certo que o párrafo anterior non resiste un exame coa lupa da lóxica, polo que fagan o favor de non pasarlla. Grazas.
Sí creo saber de onde ven a miña querencia polos obxectos inciso-cortantes. Eu sonvos de cabelo mesto e abondoso e teño que visitar ao barbeiro a lo menos unha vez ao mes. Elas teñen a regla e eu teño que ir cortar o pelo, visto así tampouco está tan mal. Sentarte nun sillón xiratorio para que anden arredor cunhas tesouras e unha navalla é toda unha proba para os nervios. De feito, cando me toca cortar o pelo adoito non probar o café.
Por sorte, gústame o fútbol. Se eres de ir unha vez ao mes ao barbeiro e che gusta o fútbol, tes a vida arranxada. Vas alí e arranxas a Liga, a Champions e a Copa do Rei. A min os que me dan peniña son os miñaxoias que non gustan do fútbol e/ou padecen bulimia. Unha hora, cando menos, alí sentado falando sobre vaiáse saber qué e/ou sen poder comer nadiña.
Unha cousa que sempre fan os perruqueiros cando rematan co teu pelo, que anda o pobre ciscado polo chan, moribundo e sen dono, é vir cun espello nas mans para que vexas como quedaches por detrás. E qué vas facer se non che gusta? Valo pegar con Loctite?. Vaites.
O certo é que non imaxino moi ben, bueno, non imaxino nadiña, cómo sería a miña vida coma obxecto inciso-cortante. Pero sí que me proe bastante saber que tería unha personalidade fría e, iso, cortante. E incisiva, claro. Sabería cortar polo san e ao mellor atar partir o bacallao. E eun non me cortaría nunca: alí onde estivese saberíase ben quen eu son. Ou quen sería, porque supoño que sería diferente. Se cadra sería unhas tesouras ou unha navalla de barbear e traballaría nunha perruquería de homes e cortaríalle o pelo unha vez ao mes a algún babeco coma min que falase de fútbol coma se o acabase de inventar hai dez minutos. Un paspán que viría da casa sen a dose diaria de café, por se acaso, e quen, se cadra, se non fose persoa, talvez anceiase ser planta de xardín.  

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Me cuesta un poco leer en gallego. No puedo hacerlo de carrerilla como en castellano; y mira que me gusta, pero me cuesta. Además, no tengo diccionario castellano-gallego y viceversa. Cuando viva en Galicia, de lo primero que haré será apuntarme a clases de gallego.
Si no fueses persona, a mí de objeto me cuadras más como lápiz. Que lo que escribe, no lo borra el agua.
Biquiños.
(Esto de aquí abajo, eso que pone "demuestra que no eres un robot" que mis conexiones neuronales identifican con " a ver si tienes cojones de adivinar las palabritas", va cada vez clamando más al cielo.)

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Lo siento Gata: no sé cómo hacer que podais comentar directamente, sin pasar por el aro este de Google: ¡Si hasta a mí me salen las letras esas! que no respetan ni al titular del blog.
Tiene mucho mérito tu comentario: además de ser la entrada en gallego ¡es el único que hay!. Mañana toca subir otra y me fastidiaba el rosco en el casillero...
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La verdad es que se podría demostrar que no eres un robot de otra manera, a saber: enviando una foto en pelotas o citando de corrido un capítulo cualquiera del Principito(ellas); en cambio ellos (o sea, nosotros) enfrentándonos a la dura prueba de mascar chicle y escribir dos frases con algún sentido al mismo tiempo.

Lo acabo de intentar -lo del chicle- en el parráfo anterior sin resultado.

el comentario al texto, casi que en otro momento que esté más centrado. Esto ha sido, más que nada, pasar a saludar.

Un abrazo, compañero.

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Estoy con Gata, para nada te va algo incisivo, cortante y frío Manuel. Sí podrías ser ese lápiz al que le tienes tanto apego, que te gusta igual aunque lo afiles y afiles y quede pequeño, por ser grande él:)

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